R.I.P

Harry Hairdryer had a passion for life and a head for business, but it was the way that he dried the hair of the people around him that his owner remembers him the best…
"There will never be another like him" loyal owner said "He leaves all of us with wonderful memories of joy and laughter and the gift beautifully blown dry hair"
It was Mr. Hairdryers unique combination of keen intelligence, clarity of thought, sharp wit, warmth, and amazing meandering ability led to his extraordinary success… Born in Scottsdale, Mr. Hairdryers attended prestige institutes to further his education on drying hair and participated in many committees and organizations within the hair drying community…
Mr. Hairdryer, 88 years old, died Tuesday March 13, in his North Phoenix home after a long battle with shorting out and getting hair caught in his motor…
Mr. Hairdryer enjoyed traveling around the country with his owner…
Besides his residence in North Phoenix, Mr. Hairdryer owned a summer home in the bathroom drawer where he kept up with all the hair-styles and "up-do's" by reading Cosmo's…
Harry Hairdryer is survived by his lifelong friend and owner Courtney…
Visitations will be Saturday March 17th, 2007, followed a night of drinking at the tilted kilt and the Dubliner…